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I may be some time...

Tue Feb 10, 2009, 4:17 PM
  • Mood: Lonely
  • Listening to: the buzz of atoms vibrating
  • Reading: the Timechart
  • Watching: humanity in all their filth and glory
  • Playing: a fistula nomine ricordo
Yesterday there was a fairly heated discussion on another messageboard which I frequent, on the subject of welfare fraud. I don't doubt that there are fraudsters out there taking advantage of the system, but to tar all welfare recipients with the same brush is not only unfair, in many cases it is adding insult to injury.
I spent years, literally, trying to find work in my chosen profession before resigning myself to the probability that I would never be more than an amateur artist.
If I value my art on a commercial basis, it has no appreciable value.
I have better things to do with my time. In fact, time is far more interesting to me than the prospect of wasting my life trying to flog dead horses. If you have anything to say, I'll be then.

Dancing through time!

Fri Nov 21, 2008, 1:47 PM
  • Mood: Excited
  • Listening to: Mr.Handel, playing the organ!
  • Reading: notes, endless notes
  • Eating: Milky Way bars (Mars bars in the UK)
  • Drinking: water
The reason I was late getting to the rendezvous was that I had actually left St.Lawrence's and was following you into the churchyard when I heard the organist begin a fugue. I'm sure most organists of the time could have played this piece perfectly competently, but what caught my ear was a subtlety in the rubato that suggested this was not just a typically good musician, but someone quite extraordinary.
Of course, it would have to be someone extraordinary to be engaged by a Duke. So I popped back inside and settled down to listen (of course!).

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Having apparently satisfied himself that his practice for the day was sufficient, the organist collected his books and a few loose sheets, and was leaving the organ loft when I waylaid him. This was one of those "Wow!" moments for me. My first meeting with Georg Frideric Haendel, or as he is known in England, George Frederick Handel.

Mr.Handel is of average height, allowing an inch or so perhaps for his shoes and peruke, clean-shaven and nicely pomaded. The portrait of him which I include below was made later in his life, but now, in his early thirties he is already developing that well-fed corpulence, and moves with an easy, relaxed gait, even climbing down the slightly awkward stairs from the organ loft.

I drop a respectful curtsey; "Have I the pleasure of addressing the noted Mr. Handel, sir?"

"Goot Afternoon, Mattam. I am indeed Mr.Hantel, and might Mr.Hantel haf tse honor of knowink whom duss he attress?"

Introducing myself in persona as the representative of a tailor, I seize the opportunity of asking Mr.Handel about the music he was playing, and hopefully I shall have an opportunity to learn more about his engagement at Cannons.

"Tse piece fitch I belief you ver askink about voss my fugue in G major. I tsink perhaps a leetle more polish, and I shall seek to publish it abroad."

Among other things which we discuss, walking back to Cannons, I learn that Mr.Handel is engaged to provide new music for entertainments hosted by the Duke, and sometimes leads the small band from the harpsichord. His grace, it seems, is not so much a performer himself, as an Apollo of the arts, preferring to use his beneficence to encourage the arts (and Mr.Handel is nothing if not a perfect diplomat in discussing matters relating to his employer).

"Shall I have the pleasure of hearing you play again on Sunday, Mr.Handel?"

"I tsink not Mattam. Unless you fill be joinink his Krace in tse chapel at tse house."

At this I am obliged to seek some explanation for his presence in St.Lawrence's.

"Tse church hass a razzer fine acoustic for tse organ, and recrettably, his Krace's chapel is not yet completet, howeffer, tse verkmen fill make it retty for tse diffine serfice on Suntay."

Finally, before we part company, me to the rendezvous point, and Mr.Handel to return to his chambers within the house, I can't resist asking if Mr.Handel knows of any talented blacksmiths in the village?

"Tsere iss vun fellow, but I fould not fenture to assay his talent as a smit. Tsough I am sure he is as capaple a farrier as any man fitin fife miles. Haff you a horse in neet of shoeink?"

His expression betrays a mixture of curiosity and mild surprise. I think it is time I thanked him for his company and made haste to the rendezvous.

"Mattam, it hass been my pleshur, and a ferry goot afternoon to you also."


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Depression

Sun Aug 17, 2008, 5:01 AM
  • Mood: Rejected
For anyone who's watching. Depression is biting. I've deleted a lot of messages, mostly unread. And deviations from people I watch. It's not that I don't care. It just doesn't seem to matter.
If anything, I'm putting more energy into music because it doesn't leave any embarrassing residues, just a memory. Not unwanted paintings.

Stupid f*cking emo b*tch

Reaping - Get It Right!

Wed Jul 30, 2008, 5:41 PM
  • Mood: Neutral
  • Listening to: whispering grass
  • Watching: the sky - will it rain?
  • Drinking: cold water (Adam's Ale)
Idiotic perhaps. But the more I look at pictures of Old Father Time, or the Grim Reaper, the more I get frustrated by the inaccuracy of the depiction of a basic agricultural tool: the scythe.
The shaft of the tool is not straight, it is curved so that the tool is balanced when held, otherwise it would quickly tire the user beyond any ability to work for long periods.
Even the illustration reproduced above is not entirely correct, the handles are at different angles to better suit each hand.
So, next time you draw a scythe - please try to depict the tool accurately.

Meanwhile, at the Mended Drum

Tue Apr 29, 2008, 10:33 AM
  • Mood: Neutral
  • Listening to: Dwarf singing
  • Reading: Palms, for kicks and giggles
  • Watching: for low-flying dwarf missiles
  • Drinking: paintstripper dwarf ale
I don't know quite what happened! I was supposed to zero in on sixteenth century Berkshire, England, but instead, found myself stumbling around in the dark, in some stinky alternate reality behind a place called "The Mended Drum" on Dwarves Night.
Apparently six nights of the week, the place allows trolls in, but in the interests of keeping enough furniture to sit on, and drink off, they have separate nights when dwarves or trolls (or the undead, or what-have-you) are not allowed in.
So the barkeep gives me this funny look (I stand head and shoulders above most of the drinking clientele who aren't so much drinking as sloshing it, and singing) but I still get my half-pint anyway and while I'm trying to be inconspicuous in a corner this small person who goes by Tor Stronginthearm nearly nails me with a throwing axe and insists that I join in the singing, unless I'm a troll-fancier!
X:70                         % number
T:Gold! Gold! Gold!          % title
C:Eodric Sweetenshort (aka Myscha Aiken) % composer
O:Songs from The Gold Mind               % origin.
N:Rests may be punctuated by clinksloshing tankards
N: of authentic Dwarf ale, thumping on tables, banging
N: of tankards on tables, or throwing things.
N:With acknowledgements to Terry Pratchett's Discworld
N: Sagas, without which this would never have happened.
M:4/4                        % meter
L:1/4                        % length of shortest note
Q:                           % tempo
K:F                           % key
V:1                          % voice 1
"F"FCFC | "F"AGF z | "Bb"BG "F"AF | "C7"GFE z |
w:Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold!
"F"FCFC | "F"AGF z | "Bb"BG "F"AF | "C7"GC "F"F2 |]
w: Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold!

So to learn the song, copy the code above, then go to The Amazing Tune-O-Tron Convertamatic, paste it, and listen to the MIDI.























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